i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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