one might say we're banned from that church
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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