I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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