Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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