got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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