ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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