We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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