If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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