I have demons in me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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