I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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