What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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