plz talk dirty to me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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