Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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