he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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