She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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