He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
be right there i have to get my cape
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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