at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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