Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
two words...techno handjob
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
