It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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