I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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