I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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