Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
No more Irish car bombs ever.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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