Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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