Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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