College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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