I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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