I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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