yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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