His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
