Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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