So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm determined to sit on that face.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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