doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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