I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
