I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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