ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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