How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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