last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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