We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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