This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
