I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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