Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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