Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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