I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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