i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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