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She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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