About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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