I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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