You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its about making memories worth repressing
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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