shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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