I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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