I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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