im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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