Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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