Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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