Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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