Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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