I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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