just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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